May 2013
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“You can, you should, and if you’re brave enough to start, you will.”
– Stephen King (via shelbyisms)
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avatar-addiction:
nicotineenema:
Shout out to girls who don’t mind being called dude and man casually
shout out to boys who don’t mind being called guuurrl
roastings:
“are you straight or gay?”
yes
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megaman2:
megaman2:
“mickey mouse it says you want to divorce minnie because she was…… extremely silly?”
“no, i said she was fucking goofy”
please stop reblogging this i stole this joke from my brother
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“If today’s the day I die, lay me down with all the lights. Let me fall in...”
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Please don't call yourself a feminist if you...
exittheory:
raised-rory-from-perdition:
piefacemcgee:
ihaveabsolutelynoidea:
cynically-colorblind:
It’s one of the most misogynist things out there.
dictating how a woman chooses to express herself sexually is misogynistic
it’s also misogynistic to assume that all women undertake a sub position
it’s also heterosexist to assume that all bdsm is heterosexual
please place a...
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me at home: i've been wearing the same jeans and band shirt for the last three weeks but it still smells alright so i'll keep wearing it
me going away: I NEED ONE SHIRT FOR EACH DAY AND EXTRA IN CASE IT GETS DIRTY AND THE SAME AMOUNT OF JEANS AND SOCKS ACTUALLY NO I'LL NEED EXTRA SOCKS IN CASE IT FLOODS AND DOUBLE THE UNDERWEAR IN CASE OF DISASTER AND ONE NICE OUTFIT IN CASE I GET INVITED TO TEA WITH THE QUEEN
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PrettyLitteLiar: Season 4- Episode 1 →
fuckyeahprettylittleliar:
It picks up right when it left off. Yes, we’ll learn what’s in the trunk. Speaking of the trunk… It’s going to be super, super disturbing. Mona is going to team up with the Liars. This should be fun. As the official synopsis explains, “The Liars are desperate to uncover…
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peterezi:
peterezi:
i always read the word polish as polish at first
wait shit
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lovetobearunner:
“trying to get out of your sport bra” more like performing a mix between yoga and breakdance with some bunny and worm moves in between
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lampsarepeopletoo:
they call me macklemore in math class because im like
what what what what what
what what what what what what what
what what what what
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17yr:
this baby was drinking from a straw and tilted her cup upside down and it spilled all over her and i was thinking “what a fucking idiot” and then i realized its a baby and im just a terrible person
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just-laff:
egberts:
if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i’d always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket
you are one of the great thinkers of our time
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harryedward:
“who could scroll past this”
me
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tinypantsbishounen:
Funny virginity story: I’ve never had sex
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stillwatersofconsciousness:
radish is a really accurate name for a vegetable because they’re pretty cool but they’re not that cool
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rnedia:
when did this
become more attractive than this?
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jesuschristvevo:
i hate teachers who dont let u go to the bathroom because “too many people went already” like yea but none of those people were me and our bladders arent connected so just because they peed already doesnt mean i dont have to pee anymore
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satans-fabulous-blog:
morphingly:
brightredkettle:
are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes
with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks
That’s the most reasonable pick up line I’ve ever heard. You’re hired.
